One thing off Take on thing off One thing off (here we go, girls) One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Take it off and let it go You don’t need it anymore Shake that shit and double down Bump and grind your kitty, meow Hold your tongue but don’t hold back. Ball so hard you can’t go back. Shimmy shimmy, what coco say? Naked is a better way One thing off Take one thing off One thing off First your shirt and then your pants One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Now shut your mouth and dance (dance) Glitter in my eyelash glue Stick to me and I’ll stick, too Ba da da, you know where I’ve been. Don’t need to try, just let the beat win. Bootie cutie double d I like girls and they like me So unwrap me like bubblegum Cuz skin on skin is much more fun One thing off Take one thing off One thing off And then drink because you done it one thing off Take one thing off One thing off Now shut your mouth and dance (dance) Jelly belly, chicken wing Underdog step in the ring The night's too hot to put it on Good golly miss molly and get ur freak on twerk it werk it, yodalay Que sera don’t win just play Strip like poker, dealer’s choice Raise your glass and raise your voice Unhook Unbutton Inhibit your inhibition take your cherry Off the top Strip on sundays make it hot Don’t be trimmed to skinny dip Pick up, throw down, let er rip. Wind up, time’s up, dribble, shoot. Revel in your birthday suit Strip yourself of attitude Don’t care what they think of you Just be a peach without the pits Throw one back, you’re limitless One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Trust me, less is more, ok? One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Now shut your mouth and dance (dance) One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Let me hear you say One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Now shut your mouth and dance (dance) One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Leave it you don’t like it One thing off Take one thing off One thing off Now shut your mouth and dance

All my friends have warned me Of my dangerous adoring. This love is a losing game. Still I can’t resist it. Shadows that insist that Come daybreak, I’ll be calling out your name. Chase the night till morning. Anything but boring. Love that’s not afraid to fly. Kiss me without warning. Bruise me till I’m soaring. I’d rather live than be afraid to die. Oh, all the pretty bottles All the pretty bottles. Prettiest that I have known All the pretty bottles Pretty, pretty bottles. Pretty soon... Drink like no one’s watching. Never me that’s stopping. Blurry worry, go away. No such thing as painless. Empty isn’t stainless. Love is hotter than the pain. The candle of a bottle like a Rockstar and his model The burn the best part of the flame. Body dropping, leaning Bumping bottles ringing. Slurring words with no symptom of shame. Oh, all the pretty bottles Pretty pretty bottles. Prettiest that I have known. All the pretty bottles Pretty, pretty bottles. Pretty soon... Pretty soon we’ll be here alone. Oo ah ah Oo ah ah The better parts are bitter When the sweetness leaves you sicker (Won’t you burry me in liquor With it’s sweet, nasty come hither.) Stay or go, but leave me Oh, the bottles, Ah bottles Forget me nots will still forget your name I could write a novel at the bottom of a bottle, but sober I cannot whisper your name. All the pretty bottles, Pretty pretty bottles Prettiest that I have ever known. All the pretty bottles, Pretty pretty bottles. Pretty bottles won’t leave me alone.

the swerve of my hip makes your sweat drip a little bit walkin through the ally while the boys all keepin tally said you’ve had enough, but I know you gunna rally with my hair flick tongue lick this may be the end or this may be the start of it locked in step as sure to impress a stranger as it is to fail the practical necessity of walking I disappoint both parties by tripping over a fire hydrant but I’m cool, right? I’m cool, right? these are the streets of new york if you can learn how to be fearless here you will never be afraid again I toss my hair to free my face from a thicket of strays and think about the gentle curse of being born both beautiful and prone to fall down I am both beautiful and prone to fall down but I’m cool, right? I’m cool, right? I’m cool, left? nah, I’m cool, right? the swerve of my hip makes your sweat drip a little bit holding on with my fingertips this may be the end or else the start of it but I’m cool, right? oh, yeah I am so cool oh, guys, I’m sorry can we roll it back? oh, keep going mmm I did that before I did my... guys this is really stressful for me I know I come off as, like, very confident, but honestly it’s like this typical comedian story like, on the inside I’m like, everyone hates me maybe if I get them to laugh they’ll at least thing I’m whoops... I’m cool right? I’m cool right? starin at my walkin when the strangers get to talkin if you see this body rockin baby, don’t you come a knockin crazy bordering on stalking, hazy cloudy day it’s shocking maybe we could get together, baby so corny it’s mazy, mazy all fall down we all fall down I’m cool, right? we all fall down I’m cool, right?

The first time I saw you I knew I’m falling in love again there’s nothing that I can do so let’s not pretend Why is it always a look in your eyes where one little moment changes your life it looks like I’m falling and you’re falling, too we’re falling in falling in love again falling in love falling in love again hope it never ends but it always ends no need to be careful don’t have to go slow the best part of holding on is letting go let go we’re falling let go we’re falling in let go we’re falling let go we’re falling in falling in love again falling in love falling in love again hope it never ends but it always ends falling in love again falling in love my next great adventure your first big mistake this could be love that’s true or just a moment just a moment and then I’m falling in love again falling in love falling in love again hope we still stay friends but we won’t stay friends falling in love again falling in love falling in love again hope it never ends but it always ends

here we are doesn’t matter who we are just that you’re here with me there they go thinking only they can know when someone’s love is real but they don’t know, oh oh no, oh no, not a love song, oh you know, I don’t believe in love songs empty words I don’t believe forever mentioned thoughtlessly nothing is authentic less it’s constantly in flux the only feelings that are fixed are ones we make believe so there’s no such thing as love unless that love carries a but butt love, butt love all we can be is honest, honestly here we are doesn’t matter who we are just that you’re here with me so it goes hoping everybody knows just what you mean to me you mean the world to me they fear our love but we won’t fear back your hand in my hand love songs feel like torture cuz they’re ‘sposed to be sincere it is easy to be scared but it’s hard to live in fear I’ve never been more terrified than when it is just you and I you and me (me) stay with me, you and me I love you in a human way imperfect but it’s smart this is just a melody I’d rather not pull it apart here we are doesn’t matter who we are just that you’re here with me all I know is no matter where I go you’ll be a part of me you’re all of me all my life I’ve dreamed of having hers and hers sinks with hers and hers robes and getting married cufflinks none of us are born with hate it’s a concept that we learn all of us are born with fear and then taught what poses a threat, so the only reason we hate anyone is that we’re trying to survive imagine my surprise that horrifying year that I figured out I was gay and then had to be afraid that everyone who loved me suddenly hated me now because of who I love which is complicated on its own because according to everyone I’ve dated I’m emotionally unavailable I don’t want to take anything seriously let alone something as overdone love which has been covered relentlessly by all things popular culture, still I will, cuz I have to I’ve been been face down on a curb I’ve been taken down by words and once you have been beaten, girl it is difficult to get hit on hate is ugly, fucking ugly for years I had to get up early to march for my right to get married and the only thing I hate more than mornings is commitment so fuck you guys for your resistance fuck you for your inconsistence I don’t want to sing a song about what’s obvious and think it makes difference love, fall in love and if you fall out, then be a good person your friends will be there to catch you love is a chemical reaction no realer than the myth of linear time I should win an award for this rap Cuz it’s funny and it’s smart Which is something comedy doesn’t get to do anymore Except for possibly on netflix Paul Rust has a show on netflix With Apataw I’ve met them Drop the chorus Here we are Doesn’t matter who we are Just that you’re here with me

she’s the only woman you will ever really love she’s the only one who understands with nickels in your pocket you can be her king her taste may be expensive but diamonds aren’t her thing she calls your name you drop everything and go you go the rhythm on the street is that kind that makes you feet titter tat and that’s how you go from red hook down to coney she’s your one and only take the local, baby, nice and slow when she calls your name you drop everything and go you go I, I, I, I’m alive brooklyn, brooklyn I, I, I’m feelin’ fine brooklyn, brooklyn she’s the kind of lady who will only drive you crazy turn your head but she don’t turn back her rooftops may be smaller but they got you feelin taller than those buildings cross the water, jack when she calls your name you drop everything and go you go I, I, I, I’m alive brooklyn, brooklyn I, I, I’m feelin’ fine brooklyn, brooklyn baby step to me, step to me queens is to the left of me step to me, step to me go ahead and step to me step to me, step to me there’ll be nothing to see step to me, step to me brooklyn is the best of me *moth trumpet solo* I, I, I, I’m alive brooklyn, brooklyn I, I, I’m feelin’ fine brooklyn, brooklyn it’s where I live it’s where I love the one that you’ve been dreaming of I, I, I, I’m alive brooklyn, brooklyn I, I, I’m feelin’ fine brooklyn, brooklyn

Ok, kids, I’m here tonight to talk about a cultural miss. Appropriation that is. You know what I’m talking about, Hollywood. Let’s take a minority culture then show me how you twerk it. Here goes! When in Rome steal from the Greek Faux Egyptian Super Shiek Let the rich steal from the poor Isn’t that what pop culture’s for? Don’t be great, appropriate It’s so great when you appropriate. Appropriate to appropriate Henna tattoos are appropri-great Madonna stole from gays and blacks Then Lady Gaga took it back You can’t rep gay culture If you’ve never kissed a girl They will dread your locks if you use baby curls How could you harijuku Your blaccent’s wack and so are you When pop stars say they were born this way They mean they’re rich and white and super straight. You know what you’ve done and you’re not sarree Your bollywood hard-on Is bullshit entirely Don’t bindi the rules Yas kween I’m throwing shade Your gay for gaysha is not ok Don’t be great, appropriate It’s so great when you appropriate Appropriate to appropriate Chopsticks in your hair are appropri-great! Alright, let’s talk about the dark horse in the room. Appropriation anytime someone from a dominant culture adopts a tradition from a minority culture and uses it to their advantage. In other words, it’s the oppressor getting praise for attributes of the oppressed. Does that mean if you’re a straight white person you can’t wear cornrows? Probably not, but you can use your position of power to champion those who are true members of that minority class. So open your third eye and take off your bindi. Now hit me with that chorus and let’s get the fuck out of here. Don’t be great, appropriate It’s so great when you appropriate Appropriate to appropriate Feather headdress at Coachellla are appropri-great!

I know I should enjoy this and I’m trying to learn how symphony of sadness oh a melancholy madness I’m drowning in the sound everyone’s smiling but it’s my personal hell so won’t you take me taxi take me home taxi take me home taxi take me home it’s easy to feel lost if you’re not sure where to go there’s comfort in the quiet oh my troubles bump into the whiskey in my glass I see the sadness and somehow it makes me laugh so won’t you take me taxi take me home take me take me home taxi take me home it’s starting to feel pointless I’d rather be alone my taxi’s here it’s time to go take me home taxi take me home taxi take me home

Dancing in your underpants No interest in sweet romance Make mistakes you won’t regret Mixtape sunset ruleless roulette Go Go go go Poppin bottles every night But I’m hungover in the morning I got champagne problems That I’m drinking to forget Dress like models, keep it tight Getting naked without warning The dance floor is my kingdom Living freer than Tibet Don’t tell me no no no no no Cuz you know we got to go go go go go Open up and say ah ah ah ah ah ah Cuz we goin all night (night) Prancing in your prancy pants Be the gal who gallivants Rhinestone cowboy cowboy dance London, England, Paris, France A party gettin crunk enough That straight girls want to sclizzor Go ahead and mess around Expense it to your liver Ooohs and ah’s not p’s and q’s Do not’s do not, only do’s If you don’t come to party then go the fuck home If you’re scared of being naughty then go the fuck home If you leased your Maserati go the fuck home Don’t tell me no no no no no Cuz you know we got to go go go go go Open up and say ah ah ah ah ah ah Cuz we goin all night (night) Go Go, go go Go Go, go go Hey ladies? Yeah? Hey, ladies? What’s up? Hey, ladies? Yeah? Go the fuck home! Hey fellas? Yeah? Hey, fellas? What’s up? Hey, fellas? Yeah? Go the fuck home! Where my queer kids at? Where my queer kids at? Where my queer kids at? (Now a dance break for the queens) Shake it Shake it Shake it Everybody come together for Put your hands up and keep em high Shoulder, shoulder, left and right Be the bitch you want to be Be the change you want to see No no no no no Cuz you know we got to go go go go go Ppen up and say ah ah ah ah ah ah Cuz we goin all night If you came here to get noticed Go the fuck home! If you dream of being POTUS Go the fuck home! If your shoes aren’t super comfy Go the fuck home! If you wanna fuck dj Go fuck him at home! If you’re worried bout your body Go the fuck home! If you use bro unironically Go the fuck home! If you’re big on social media Go the fuck home! If you don’t feel like being here! Go the fuck home!