(Scout) Let me introduce myself My name is Scout like Harper Lee Grown up manic pixie dream Yeah I can dance and I can sing I don't have bad luck with dating I am the bad luck Ambivalent promiscuous So I do give a fuck The flyest mother-lover That you ever will meet A Steinem in the streets De-generous in the sheets I don't believe in anything except for myself And I doubt that every day I got a college education That I don't use, also I am gay Let me introduce myself My name is Scout like scout it out (the verb) Sparkle glitter beauty queen Yeah I can dance and I can sing Cha, ch-cha, ch-cha, cha, cha, cha And she goes cha, ch-cha, ch-cha, cha, cha, cha I'm your basic 80's baby Midwest represent Are you ready to laugh? Feminists get consent Frida Kahlo free da nipple Patriarchy? No chance The only party I support Is the one in my pants My favorite color's mermaid My favorite food is rosé And I drink it every day I got a gym membership that I don't use And also I am a dog mom If you've got OCD say oh yeah (Oh yeah) Now say it nine more times (Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) You need direction in your life? Put your hands up Still need direction in your life? Keep your hands up More direction? Clap your hands two times One direction? Stomp your feet two times Real direction? Invest in index funds. Look for low commission fees And don't be afraid of a passive investment strategy okurrr? That's it for me on this track, y'all Don't use straws Scout out

I luv u like I luv u like I luv u like I luv u like I luv u like an old man drives: slowly 
 I luv u like a narcissist: for me only I luv u even if it it's extra: guacamole 
 Luv u like pornography: ooo moany moany I luv u like baby shampoo: no tears I luv u like a 90's t-shirt: no fears 
 Luv u but I'm sober now: no cheers 
 I luv u but it's toxic: Britney Spears Luv like honey: sticky
 Luv like magic: tricky 
 Luv like pimples: picky Luv like chicken: chicky Luv like Clippers: tight fade
 Luv like Venmo: get paid Luv that's fishy: mermaid Luv that hurts me: first aid 

 I luv u like you're savory: umami
 I luv u like you're savin' me: et spiritus sancti Luv that's indigestible: picante
 I luv u but it's flexible: om shanti shanti I luv u like a cellphone: one month and then it's cracked I luv u like a tin roof: love shack
 Luv u like some carrot sticks: snack
 I luv u, but it's killing me: zodiac Luv like pop songs: hooky 
 I do it for the nookie 
 Sweet like sugar: cookie 
 Just like the first time: rookie Luv like drag queens: cunty 
 In pigtails call me Punky 
 Socks because I'm comfy Now tie me up and cuff me (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv u (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv u (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv u (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv, oh ooh ooh ooh (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv u (I luv u like, I luv u like) I luv u (I luv u like, I luv u like) I said I luv u like obsession: Calvin Klien I luv u like you're solid gold: all mine
 I luv u locked up in a castle: tale as old as time I luv u like the world is ending: I feel fine I luv u like: Morse Code 
 Luv that's thicker than it's long: it's a chode I luv u like two wrongs together: it feels so right I luv u like a Fight Club: if it's your first night here, you have to fight Luv like Netflix: chill Luv like keep it: real Luv like Jack loves Jill Jagged little pill Luv like models: Twiggy 
 Luv like fresh prince: jiggy 
 Luv like brick house: piggy 
 Luv like Newtons: figgy Luv like ska bands: skanky Luv like hanky panky
 Luv like cankles: cankley Luv like warfare: tanky Luv like popcorn: corny Luv like rhinos: horny 
 Luv like herpes: sorey 
 Never-ending Story Luv u like I luv u like

10pm and my phone blows up It's Ashley sayin' let's go to the club I hate the club and Ashley sucks So I say I'll meet you there We show up and the music's like what? I hate this song so I sing along A random drink from a creepy guy I drink the drink and then ignore him all night We're young We're fresh We're fun Yeah Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we party We're GOAT We're Gucci We're fire Yeah Gonna live it up Till the sun comes up
 JK the bar closes at two We're terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let's dance Terrible girls and terrible boys The terrible sound of my baby voice Terrible choices on a terrible night Just for once guys, can we just dance! We always say we're going to dance, but the nobody ever dances! Fireball shots and the night is lit Britney's already feeling sick Britney throws up and the bouncer's pissed I fell off the bar Britney is crying and where is my bag? Ashley's ignoring us on her phone If I'm being real she's a medium friend Going out's the best Cuz we're yaaaas We're fierce We're appropriating language Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we party We're cute We're fruit We're fly Ok Enjoy the ride Cuz we're dead inside This is how we party We're terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let's dance Terrible girls and terrible boys The terrible sound of my baby voice Terrible choices on a terrible night Has anyone seen Ashley? I leave the club in my bare feet I pee on my shoes when I pee on the street I get in my car and I drive away But I crash the car cuz I'm super wasted The cops show up cuz the car's on fire I punch the cop and then I go to jail It ruins my life and I never buy a house But I wasn't gonna buy one anyway Cuz I'm dope I'm 100 I'm basketball I dunno I ran out of words Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we Everybody go Terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let's dance Terrible song and why are we singing Terrible stop can I please go home? Terrible drinks that are technically poison This is how we party! Terrible Ashley and Britney's dead Oops my bad she called a Lyft She still could be dead Do you guys want tacos? Going out's the best!

Wake up at 10:30 I don't need an alarm Scroll through the gram and Try to find a post that 
 Gives my life some meaning But I don't find one So I like a dog 11:30 buy a $14 juice (what) Left my iPhone in a Uber Ugh I do that all the time There should be an app for that Imma start an app for that Should I get a dog? 
I'm so bored (bored) Millennial malaise I wake up bored I should take a spin class I could use my class pass Maybe I will donate my eggs High noon I decided to be vegan Cuz I'm down with charcoal toothpaste And I move towards "love and light" Try to google kundalini But I can't spell it Isn't there an h? K U H N D A, no K U N D A H, no K U N D H Y, K U H N D A H Y Oh my god I just killed a bug I guess I'm not vegan anymore Good, vegan was bored I'm into paleo now I'm zero waste, bored How is it 6:30? Why has no one texted me? Doge will be the name of my dog I live below the poverty line With a hundred thousand dollars of student debt And an unlimited data plan My plans are limitless I could rule the world But I'm too bored Millennial malaise And who would walk Doge? Crippled by potential My parents loved me too much But they never bought me a dog I'm so bored I'm still bored Like lowkey board And Doge is bored Bored

Echos of you ripple through the sheets The concave crease of something heavy, recently removed Where once were love crumbs, now are only Doritos (Baja Picante) Day one: I am empty Wake up in the morning And my bed is empty Feelin' kinda crazy and I Don't know why Up in the morning Still dreaming of you I'm like (Fuck that, bish Fuck that, bish) Wake up but today I'm cryin and I can't stop Up and I stay In the shadow of you The places where you criticized Everything I did and wait (Fuck that, bish Yeah fuck that, bish) Now that you're gone There's no one to remind me Not to have a beer for breakfast Now that you're gone from me I can drink two Two for me and none for you Now that you're gone from me (Now that you're gone) I can masturbate anytime I want to Now that you're gone from me I don't need You For oooh ooh Now I'm drunk in the day Feeling higher than hell Turn it up cuz today It's not about you The only thing you took from me Was pointless negativity And furniture You took all the furniture (Fuck that, bish Fuck that, bish) Used to fight every day Then at night turn away It was fucked but not fuckin' Your night guard was disgusting Freedom felt from knowing I Will not have to apologize For what you overanalyzed (Fuck that, bish, oh!) Now that you're gone (So glad you're gone) I can get some crumbs up In my bed if I want to Now that you're gone from me I can sleep in shoes Jimmy Choo's Now that you're gone from me (Finally gone) I can have sex with any girl I want to Now that you're gone from me I can do You and you and you And you and you and you Not you Sometimes when you fall in love You're blinded by the falling and You fail to realize You have landed Where you don't belong You never liked my friends My friends never liked you Now I never worry That I'll leave a party early Cuz you head hurts Not in the mood Talk about it later Bad ju ju Overtakes the sadness felt From missing you Which I do Some couples are not meant to be So you can be the one for you But I will be the one for me I will be the one for me I'm glad you're gone (I hope you stay gone) Your parents kinda sucked And I never liked your haircut Why'd you always have to act like a dick A full blown A hundred percent A thousand percent dick Good, glad, you're gone (So freakin gone) Now I can come first Every time and I'm going to Took our doggie door You don't even have a dog I finally get to scratch that itch Bye Felicia! Fuck that, bish Nope, you're just a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick tucked into an asshole, tucked into another dick. You're a tur-dick-in. Oh my God, you're a turdick-in. You invented, you invented a new insult for humanity by the layers of dick in your, in your ego

Another hot day with record breaking temperatures. Wildfires continue to rage, which cable news attributes to liberal ego. Apparently flaming liberal ego is what started the fires, which science has yet to confirm. Heart disease is holding steady as the leading cause of death in the United States as Congress votes yet again to increase subsidies for corn syrup. And finally, another passenger jet exploded due to a manufacturing defect. When asked to comment on lack of regulation of this and other American industries, the FAA released the following statement on Twitter: Our big mac is the biggest Our healthcare is the sickest Fried chicken comes with biscuits Our nation is the narcissist-est Gerrymandered districts Tax cuts for the richest Brexit wait that's British America's the big-liest Civil war has broken out in a country that nobody cares about because it's pretty far away. Thousands of people are dying, but we're just going to go with it. Hopefully at some point someone will make a plastic bracelet that we can all wear to commemorate this horrific loss of life. Football's happening. Because apparently that's still a thing. And protestors around the country are demanding an end to free speech and the right to assemble due to concerns that they might infringe upon our second amendment right to bear arms. Congress at a standstill unable to reach a compromise with angry protestors who continue to shout. Our big mac is the biggest Our healthcare is the sickest Fried chicken comes with biscuits Our nation is the narcissist-est Gerrymandered districts Tax cuts for the richest Brexit wait that's British America's the big-liest A ballot measure has been introduced to eliminate all non-white colors from The American flag. The proposed new flag would contain white stripes and white stars on a white background. All other colors are encouraged to quote go back to where they came from. Texas has voted to make rainbows illegal because they are quote, too gay. So no more rainbows. The Supreme Court has ruled checks and balances are unconstitutional, holding themselves in contempt of court for violating the founding father's original intent. In a highly controversial majority ruling, the Chief Justice stated, and I quote: Our big mac is the biggest Our healthcare is the sickest Fried chicken comes with biscuits Our nation is the narcissist-est Gerrymandered districts Tax cuts for the richest Brexit wait that's British America's the big-liest Biscuit

I promise I'll stop breaking hearts As soon as they stop making hearts So fragile they can fall apart For falling out of love Existence is meaningless So let's spend it together All of life is a dream And all my life I've dreamed of you Allusion to illusion Even something solid's Mostly spaces in between Toot toot Existence is meaningless Beep beep So let's spend it together Satre Ennui Until we don't want to Then we'll walk away Toot toot And we'll wonder why Niche But there's no reason why Are you Until we don't want to see Fermi Each other no more (Paradox) Until the sight of each other Is no longer good All the love you've had Is all the love you'll ever have Standing still means walking away Love you if I leave But I'll hate you if I stay Toot toot Existence is meaningless Beep beep So let's spend it together Satre Ennui Until we don't want to Then we'll walk away Toot toot And we'll wonder why Niche But there's no reason why Are you Until we don't want to see Fermi Each other no more (Paradox) Until the sight of each other Is no longer good I promise I'll stop breaking hearts As soon as they stop making hearts So fragile they can fall apart From falling out of love Existence is meaningless And you are meaningless I am meaningless This chorus is meaningless Music is meaningless 
I love you. It's meaningless Meaning is meaningless This moment is meaningless